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muuxBRD Pyro Poke
$19.99
Pyro pokes are a dime a dozen these days. Sometimes it's the small details that make a difference. Has your poke ever rolled away from you? The muuxBRD poke's flat sides keep it from getting awa...
muuxBRD QuickSplit T-shirt
$19.99
Short sleeved, soft and light t-shirt in a heather royal blue with a white silk screened graphics.
Front has the “muuxBRD” logo across the chest. The back has the “More Ematches Less Time” graphic ...
muuxBRD Key Tag
$4.99
Give yours keys a little flair like your TGIF waitress back in the 90s. Show your love for muuxBRD and make your keys stand out!
Maybe your remote key or trailer keys need to stand out. Get your...
muuxBRD Heather Gray Snapback
$29.99
I’m picky about my hats, and for me the best balance in comfort, adjustability and cost is the Yupoong 6606 trucker snapback. A six panel cap, with mesh back and quilted sweatband.
The muuxBRD logo...
muuxBRD Bottle Opener
$4.99
Open your next beer with your muuxBRD bottle opener. Made from the same circuit board material as your slats. This fiberglass laminate will open your bottle and make your fellow pyros jealous. And ...
Professional Button Pusher Sticker
$2.99
Your friends think you just push a few buttons and magic happens in the sky. They don't realize all the hard work, preparation, and anxiety you go through before show day. Humor them by giving yo...
muuxBRD Sticker
$2.99
Slap your love for muuxBRD wherever you please with the 5 inch (127mm) long die cut sticker. Sold Individually.
Matte Finish
Water Resistant
Split-back
Pyros Love Peeing Outside Sticker
$2.99
The secret is out, IYKYK, many (not all) pyros love peeing outside. Sometimes we don’t have many options for when nature calls, and sometimes the line for the ports-john is just too long. When ar...
Today's Good Mood Sticker
$2.99
Let everyone around you the only reason you can muster a smile your latest pyro fix. A couple shells or cakes wired to your muuxBRD slats is a sure way to make the stress of the week melt away. T...
Straight Outta Ematch Sticker
$2.99
Do you ever really have enough ematches? Ever run out of F@$ks and ematch on the same day? Me too! Slap this 4 inch (101mm) sticker on your water bottle or laptop as a warning to others. Sold Indiv...